Newspapers: B5 Edition

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tremor3258
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Re: Newspapers: B5 Edition

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Character
Books Read
1.) Molovian 3,818
2.) Kargoth 2,145
3.) Azouth 1,660
4.) Jutia 1,548
5.) neo-frosty 1,502
6.) Mockfie 1,423
7.) Rhialto the Marvellous 1,352
8.) Giden 1,252
9.) Dr.Acula 1,222
10.) Matthew Quigley 1,215
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RKBBQ
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Re: Newspapers: B5 Edition

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Three crafters on the breath leaderboard, and all this without Tweaks.

This is a very normal and good way to play this game.
Top Crafters (Breath)
Character
Items Crafted
1.) Iridium 2,092
2.) Libby Hawk, NYT Columnist 1,748
3.) Kamael 1,712
4.) Pierre-Simon Laplace 1,433
5.) Sulpicia 1,185
6.) 🎱 1,169
7.) Lil Red L 1,134
8.) Sal 1,115

9.) abh33 1,092
10.) Lamia 1,051
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plum
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Re: Newspapers: B5 Edition

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Combat!
Most Killed Characters (Breath)
Character
No. of Deaths
1.) Shien 1,042
2.) Melynn Virmlaine 1,015
3.) Garden 723
4.) Elska Skapraun 638
5.) a floating terror 595
6.) The Shockmaster 540
7.) a pair of flying bikini bottoms 519
8.) Plum 479
9.) Tempy 469
10.) Oath 425
Top Punching Bags (Breath)
Character
Damage Taken
1.) Garden 85,828
2.) Liberia Crystal 57,417
3.) Plum 54,158
4.) SUPREME HIMBO ENJOYER 52,318
5.) a floating terror 48,235
6.) Zata'hur 47,328
7.) Elska Skapraun 42,319
8.) Barbara 40,748
9.) Sunset Shimmer 40,337
10.) Tempy 39,747
Top Damage Dealers (Breath)
Character
Damage Dealt
1.) Joe Hockey 127,087
2.) Kwazirr 117,939
3.) Maurice the Hormone Monster 114,652
4.) Plum 113,025
5.) Zata'hur 102,510
6.) SUPREME HIMBO ENJOYER 96,573
7.) Liemannen 91,126
8.) Tina 89,167
9.) Inanna 86,180
10.) Tadpole- A Tree climbing Catfish 81,892
Top Killers (Breath)
Character
Kills
1.) Plum 917
2.) Kwazirr 899
3.) The Northcamp Slasher 803
4.) Johnny Tsunami 660
5.) Inanna 600
6.) The Necronomicorn 596
7.) Liemannen 586
8.) Nightwielder 583
9.) Rashnu 582
10.) Fenris 525
Top Experience Earners (Breath)
Character
Experience Earned
1.) Plum 121,837
2.) Kwazirr 93,474
3.) Inanna 84,738
4.) The Necronomicorn 83,063
5.) Zata'hur 81,200
6.) Libby Hawk, NYT Columnist 78,842
7.) Nightwielder 77,638
8.) ykl 76,225
9.) Liemannen 76,037
10.) Exar Kun 75,628
Top Pet Killers (Breath)
Character
Pets Killed
1.) an inappropriate preposition 2,275
2.) Kharn the Betrayer 2,268
3.) Zata'hur 2,197
4.) Tadpole- A Tree climbing Catfish 1,856
5.) Maurice the Hormone Monster 1,768
6.) Liberia Crystal 1,735
7.) Nightwielder 1,699
8.) Mudrock 1,663
9.) Duck Master 1,549
10.) Sugar 1,453
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RKBBQ
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Re: Newspapers: B5 Edition

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Top Crafters (Breath)
Character
Items Crafted
1.) Razah 2,273
2.) Libby Hawk, NYT Columnist 1,922
3.) Kamael 1,712
4.) Pierre-Simon Laplace 1,591
5.) Lamia 1,363
6.) Sulpicia 1,263
7.) Sal 1,259
8.) Lil Red L 1,248

9.) 🎱 1,169
10.) Scarlet 1,102
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Character
Items Crafted
1.) Father Christmas 5,909
2.) Deathpoint 4,404
3.) Vy 4,017
4.) Tamamo 3,957
5.) Notorious RBG 3,947
6.) Sara 3,902
7.) Luciella 3,705
8.) Martha Stewart 3,681
9.) Emmett Brown 3,428
10.) Aaida 3,423
Top Target Shooters (Breath)
Character
Targets Shot
1.) an eerie melody 1,042
2.) Iona 1,016
3.) Moses Hornqvist 1,007
4.) Karya de la Croix 1,005
5.) Mistral 1,004
6.) Stoopkid 1,003
7.) Abdul Alhazred 1,002
8.) Fimbulvinter 1,001
9.) Ishild 1,001
10.) Yagisan 1,000
Top Target Shooters (Career)
Character
Targets Shot
1.) buzz deathwish 2,209
2.) a tiny grasshopper 2,139
3.) the return 2,095
4.) Badziew 1,958
5.) Pilgrim 1,952
6.) Marie Curie 1,759
7.) Mystic 1,711
8.) Zagara 1,599
9.) Rust Belt Bill 1,574
10.) Mika 1,549
Top Electricians (Breath)
Character
Power Restored
1.) Magnus Richter 1,442
2.) Lucifer 1,394
3.) a Command and Conquer Engineer 1,118
4.) Fire Marshal Bill 1,031
5.) Ricky Pagan 1,019
6.) Star_Sapphire 1,004
7.) Instrument 1,000
8.) Trurl 1,000
9.) Crazy Josh 1,000
10.) Lumen 1,000
Top Door Repairmen (Breath)
Character
Doors Repaired
1.) Balrog 1,002
2.) Fenris 1,001
3.) Lucy Wicked Terror 1,001
4.) Lewis the Scholar 1,001
5.) Barbara 1,001
6.) CoCo 1,001
7.) Stripe 1,000
8.) Vy 1,000
9.) Captain Obvious 914
10.) Angus MacGyver 905
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SkullFace
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Re: Newspapers: B5 Edition

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Accidentally clicked a Newspaper today (saving for Tem cakes) and got this pleasant surprise:

"Cordilleran Wetland Plant Adaptations" Exohydrogeology Vol. 563: 353-388 22.1.06.13C*

ABSTRACT: Observed species exhibit a high degree of morphological similarity to the Juncaceae and Cyperaceae families of Earth. Cordilleran species tolerate the highly acidic water (pH = 2.0-3.0) found on Cordillera as well as iron and sulfur levels toxic to plants on Earth. These species appear particularly well adapted to the weathered, sink-hole ridden karst-like topography Cordilleran wetlands have become so well known for throughout the years. In this paper, we explore the finer botanical details of Cordilleran species in an effort to better understand tolerances to these extreme environmental conditions. Further genomic sequencing is recommended to increase the potential for hybridization with Earth food crops.

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Character
Angels Killed
1.) Quarrel 2,418
2.) Vile Brimstone 1,438
3.) Catvom 1,241
4.) A shadow 1,063
5.) Kiano 904
6.) Liemannen 833
7.) Tufty, the psychotic squirrel 816
8.) Liberia Crystal 690
9.) Eliise 616
10.) Helen Keller 589

Nostalgia trip++ I haven't seen Helen in years. Although to be fair, neither has she...
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NearNihil
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Re: Newspapers: B5 Edition

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An alt I'm sending to the carousel had some spare time, so she read some newspapers:
Top Pet Killers (Career)
Character
Pets Killed
1.) Nightwielder 8,335
2.) Tadpole- A Tree climbing Catfish 5,226
3.) Desmond 5,208
4.) Erduhr-Khazai 4,852
5.) Edgar Flume 3,413
6.) Liemannen 3,334
7.) Monday Before 3,185
8.) Obliteration 2,857
9.) Liberia Crystal 2,605
10.) Bob Ross 2,552
Number 10 surprised me.
Top Punching Bags (Career)
Character
Damage Taken
1.) a bag of XP 754,398
2.) Kenny McCormick 701,977
3.) An True 475,769
4.) Nathan Grantham 459,407
5.) Elska Skapraun 388,067
6.) Franknfurter 328,703
7.) Sara 318,315
8.) Oath 303,568
9.) Grunk the Pale 261,280
10.) Champion Sounds 256,412
Top Punching Bags (Breath)
Character
Damage Taken
1.) Garden 91,980
2.) SUPREME HIMBO ENJOYER 59,013
3.) Plum 58,916
4.) Liberia Crystal 58,634
5.) Zata'hur 52,449
6.) a floating terror 48,235
7.) Barbara 47,415
8.) Elska Skapraun 44,596
9.) The Shockmaster 42,422
10.) A hulking figure 42,406
Top Killers (Breath)
Character
Kills
1.) Plum 1,294
2.) Kwazirr 1,059
3.) The Northcamp Slasher 844
4.) Johnny Tsunami 827
5.) Nightwielder 682
6.) Rashnu 670
7.) Liemannen 633
8.) The Necronomicorn 609
9.) Inanna 600
10.) Shendelzare 595
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Igor Dolvich
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Re: Newspapers: B5 Edition

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Top Readers (Career)
Character
Books Read
1.) Pilgrim 6,243
2.) Molovian 6,112
3.) Tiger Fist 6,014
4.) Sentient Spellbook 5,456
5.) Badziew 4,727
6.) Cassandra 3,893
7.) Xiviron 3,870
8.) the return 3,573
9.) Amtherion 3,530
10.) Altisidora 3,436
Top Pill Takers (Career)
Character
Pills Taken
1.) Sneaky 3,000
2.) convider 2,237
3.) Carilgar 2,179
4.) Seldara 2,068
5.) Liemannen 2,012
6.) The Flash 1,754
7.) IvankaTrump 1,649
8.) Mockfie 1,627
9.) Manrias le Normro 1,621
10.) BarronTrump 1,593
Top Punching Bags (Breath)
Character
Damage Taken
1.) Garden 92,507
2.) SUPREME HIMBO ENJOYER 59,844
3.) Plum 59,521
4.) Liberia Crystal 58,634
5.) Zata'hur 52,974
6.) Barbara 48,324
7.) a floating terror 48,235
8.) Elska Skapraun 44,913
9.) A hulking figure 42,806
10.) The Shockmaster 42,422
Top Electricians (Career)
Character
Power Restored
1.) Jøstein Bever 3,633
2.) Andrew 2,659
3.) a tree octopus 2,267
4.) Gromit 2,204
5.) Guttersnipe 1,969
6.) Lucifer 1,885
7.) Volstok 1,884
8.) Janni 1,883
9.) Assistant Professor Chaos 1,806
10.) The Shockmaster 1,760
Top Pet Killers (Breath)
Character
Pets Killed
1.) Kharn the Betrayer 2,451
2.) an inappropriate preposition 2,425
3.) Zata'hur 2,357
4.) Nightwielder 2,214
5.) Mudrock 1,926
6.) Maurice the Hormone Monster 1,879
7.) Duck Master 1,866
8.) Tadpole- A Tree climbing Catfish 1,856
9.) Liberia Crystal 1,799
10.) Sugar 1,703
Top Degenerates (Career)
Character
Power Removed
1.) Ohm von Blackvolt- Hertz 8,605
2.) Bad Horse 5,938
3.) Kenny McCormick 3,668
4.) Karst 2,652
5.) Circle 2,399
6.) a crossdressing cannibal 2,097
7.) The Neko Who Walks Through Walls 2,014
8.) Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg 2,005
9.) IP Freeley 2,005
10.) Raziel 1,935
Top Pill Takers (Breath)
Character
Pills Taken
1.) Hadria 1,033
2.) Korben 1,017
3.) ಠﭛಠ 1,001
4.) Nox 974
5.) A hulking figure 947
6.) Barney the Dinosaur 654
7.) Batman, the Dark Knight 543
8.) a Gaming Mac 433
9.) ManBearPig 430
10.) Eleanor 424
Top Repairmen (Breath)
Character
Items Repaired
1.) Kamael 1,092
2.) Pierre-Simon Laplace 1,085
3.) Scarlet 1,053
4.) Debris 1,036
5.) Aevi 1,001
6.) your doppelgänger 1,000
7.) Mizoni 1,000
8.) a lazy cat 1,000
9.) a magical cat 1,000
10.) Carmilla 1,000
Top Damage Dealers (Breath)
Character
Damage Dealt
1.) Plum 140,406
2.) Kwazirr 136,258
3.) Joe Hockey 128,493
4.) Maurice the Hormone Monster 123,209
5.) SUPREME HIMBO ENJOYER 110,786
6.) Zata'hur 108,625
7.) Tina 107,306
8.) Liemannen 100,732
9.) a crossdressing cannibal 92,168
10.) Kharn the Betrayer 87,052
Top Gourmands (Career)
Character
Food Eaten
1.) Franknfurter 2,550
2.) Gromit 2,096
3.) Takeda 2,000
4.) Patchy the Pirate 1,696
5.) Black Saphire 1,673
6.) The King In Yellow 1,573
7.) Seldara 1,500
8.) Carilgar 1,488
9.) indigosound 1,474
10.) Chompy 1,471
Top Experience Earners (Career)
Character
Experience Earned
1.) Plum 138,308
2.) Kwazirr 106,309
3.) Nightwielder 92,101
4.) ykl 89,978
5.) Zata'hur 88,915
6.) Libby Hawk, NYT Columnist 87,257
7.) The Necronomicorn 86,761
8.) Inanna 84,738
9.) Liemannen 82,603
10.) Exar Kun 82,130
Top Punching Bags (Career)
Character
Damage Taken
1.) a bag of XP 754,398
2.) Kenny McCormick 701,977
3.) An True 475,769
4.) Nathan Grantham 459,407
5.) Elska Skapraun 388,384
6.) Franknfurter 328,703
7.) Sara 318,315
8.) Oath 304,118
9.) Grunk the Pale 261,784
10.) Champion Sounds 256,412
Top Punching Bags (Breath)
Character
Damage Taken
1.) Garden 92,507
2.) SUPREME HIMBO ENJOYER 59,844
3.) Plum 59,521
4.) Liberia Crystal 58,634
5.) Zata'hur 52,974
6.) Barbara 48,324
7.) a floating terror 48,235
8.) Elska Skapraun 44,913
9.) A hulking figure 42,806
10.) The Shockmaster 42,422
Top Alcoholics (Career)
Character
Booze Consumed
1.) Patchy the Pirate 4,749
2.) Grugg 4,497
3.) tastyintestines 2,933
4.) Yaz Shamriz 2,052
5.) Vile Brimstone 2,042
6.) Rust Belt Bill 1,854
7.) Overseer 1,681
8.) Sac II 1,674
9.) Gromit 1,642
10.) Rick C-137 1,523
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NearNihil
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Re: Newspapers: B5 Edition

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Top Readers (Breath)
Character
Books Read
1.) Molovian 3,818
2.) Kargoth 3,007
3.) Azouth 1,679
4.) Spewey Lewis 1,613
5.) Jutia 1,548
6.) Aphaeleon 1,535
7.) neo-frosty 1,507
8.) Mockfie 1,423
9.) Rhialto the Marvellous 1,352
10.) Zadkiel Thana 1,333
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RKBBQ
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Re: Newspapers: B5 Edition

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Top Gourmands (Career)
Character
Food Eaten
1.) Franknfurter 2,550
2.) Gromit 2,096
3.) Takeda 2,000
4.) Patchy the Pirate 1,696
5.) Black Saphire 1,673
6.) The King In Yellow 1,576
7.) Seldara 1,500
8.) Carilgar 1,488
9.) indigosound 1,475
10.) Chompy 1,471
Top Crafters (Breath)
Character
Items Crafted
1.) Razah 2,351
2.) Libby Hawk, NYT Columnist 2,174
3.) Pierre-Simon Laplace 1,849
4.) Kamael 1,742
5.) Lamia 1,477
6.) Sal 1,461
7.) Lil Red L 1,394
8.) Sulpicia 1,335
9.) Jaali 1,278
10.) Emmi 1,206
Top Crafters (Career)
Character
Items Crafted
1.) Father Christmas 5,909
2.) Deathpoint 4,704
3.) Vy 4,017
4.) Tamamo 3,973
5.) Notorious RBG 3,947
6.) Sara 3,902
7.) Luciella 3,765
8.) Martha Stewart 3,682
9.) Sal 3,551
10.) Emmett Brown 3,428
Top Door Repairmen (Breath)
Character
Doors Repaired
1.) Lune 1,004
2.) Balrog 1,002
3.) Instrument 1,001
4.) Fenris 1,001
5.) Lucy Wicked Terror 1,001
6.) Lewis the Scholar 1,001
7.) Captain Obvious 1,001
8.) Barbara 1,001
9.) CoCo 1,001
10.) Crazy Josh 1,001
Top Door Repairmen (Career)
Character
Doors Repaired
1.) Gromit 1,858
2.) Guttersnipe 1,753
3.) Doorman! 1,694
4.) Black Saphire 1,511
5.) Nathan Grantham 1,435
6.) Tyrannicus 1,395
7.) Meatbag the Mime 1,388
8.) Amok 1,368
9.) Jabril 1,348
10.) :Ghost: 1,343
Top Degenerates (Breath)
Character
Power Removed
1.) Bad Horse 1,356
2.) Lor 1,221
3.) Ohm von Blackvolt- Hertz 1,214
4.) Gee Wiz 1,044
5.) Jorus 1,024
6.) Mosquito 1,015
7.) Barbara 1,013
8.) The occasional shadow 1,007
9.) Finn the Human 1,005
10.) IP Freeley 1,005
Top Experience Earners (Breath)
Character
Experience Earned
1.) Plum 149,061
2.) Kwazirr 114,476
3.) Nightwielder 95,684
4.) ykl 95,164
5.) Zata'hur 94,382
6.) Libby Hawk, NYT Columnist 93,918
7.) Liemannen 88,157
8.) The Necronomicorn 87,328
9.) Tina 86,200
10.) Inanna 85,366
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Alkasyn
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Re: Newspapers: B5 Edition

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Small update, as I had some extra APes

Top Experience Earners (Career)
Character
Experience Earned
1.) Plum 156,306
2.) Kwazirr 114,659
3.) Zata'hur 99,962
4.) ykl 98,340
5.) Libby Hawk, NYT Columnist 97,548
6.) Nightwielder 96,866
7.) Liemannen 93,017
8.) Tina 89,770
9.) Inanna 88,768
10.) The Necronomicorn 87,328


Top Damage Dealers (Career)
Character
Damage Dealt
1.) Liemannen 507,855
2.) Liberia Crystal 438,238
3.) Baalberith 370,454
4.) Alyss Kain 346,248
5.) Catvom 332,056
6.) Kiano 318,458
7.) Vile Brimstone 293,842
8.) An True 288,447
9.) Two-Socks 288,064
10.) Erduhr-Khazai 284,871


Top Target Shooters (Career)
Character
Targets Shot
1.) buzz deathwish 2,209
2.) a tiny grasshopper 2,139
3.) the return 2,095
4.) Badziew 1,958
5.) Pilgrim 1,952
6.) Marie Curie 1,759
7.) Mystic 1,711
8.) Zagara 1,601
9.) Rust Belt Bill 1,574
10.) Mika 1,549
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