Newspapers: B5 Edition

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Newspapers: B5 Edition

Post by MrFrank » Fri Nov 26, 2021 8:22 pm

Read a few papers right now, pasting the results here. Feel free to share your own newspaper entries. Some repeat entries ommitted.
"Novel Syndermata Mutations Drive Increased Mortality Across the United Americas Regions" Studies in Syndermata Vol. 486: 1-84 217.0.08.12E*

ABSTRACT: Novel observations of Syndermata phenology in high mortality Biodomes across the United Americas Region (UAR) suggest continued Standard Edits experimentation despite a worldwide ban by the United Continental Council (UCC). Due to the atmospheric residence time of airborne Syndermata larva and proximity of increased mortality, we hypothesize that illegal Standard Edit experiments appear to originate in the central UAR region. However, the true extent of distribution for these new Syndermata varieties requires additional research, as new phenological variations appear to not only increase the efficacy of bronchial burrowing (30%-64%) and mature size (105%-221%) leading to an increase in mortality, but also bolster atmospheric residence time and facilitating additional distribution during the airborne larval phase. The resulting Syndermata mutations have been difficult to observe in-situ (n=32, n=41, and n=51) however our results strongly suggest these novel mutations are significantly different from any Syndermata seen in the last three hundred years (p<0.05).

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[The Choral Forest is calling....]

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"Meta-Analysis of Historic Conditions Contributing to Modern Syndermata Susceptibility" Anthropogenic History Progress Series Vol. 609: 21-53, 1.0.08.30E*

ABSTRACT: Humanity has reaped the benefits of genetic editing for over one hundred years. The United Continental Council (UCC) has prescribed 3 particular allele alterations since Standard Edit 1.0 that works in this meta-analysis explore: enhanced oxygen utilization efficiency, inert atmospheric element scavenging, and the preferential microbiome. These 3 standard edits have been ubiquitous as early champions of the practice of standard genetic editing that swept planet Earth in the early 2,700's, eventually becoming a human right and increasing the standard of living worldwide thanks to global humanitarian efforts. Earlier clinical trials, however, neglected to consider ramifications human edits might have on other species. As a result, the Syndermata clade evolved alongside the genetically modified human. Syndermata now hosts over 300 and counting novel airborne parasitic species that threaten human existence in new ways, with the most typical symptom being shortness of breath due to lung parasitism that can lead to death by suffocation if left untreated. The UCC has since banned standard edits worldwide in an effort to stem continued evolution after attempts to correct the vulnerabilities with subsequent standard edits failed. This meta-analysis further explores the documented failures of The UCC and world governments in controlling continued Syndermata susceptibility by denying responsibility and delaying the advent of the Biodome Era.

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"Parliament and Joint Presidents Authorize Aid to Elf-22 Without Earth" Marco Yoshiari, The Merroir Times, 218.0.04.01C*

Starpiercer C-212 has been dispatched to Elf-22 following three consecutive days of silence from Earth. Fearing the worst, Joint Presidents Diesohne and Gnowusu have united Parliament in taking unilateral action to answer Elf-22's call for assistance evacuating. The 200-person crew will no doubt contribute to Cordillera's mounting housing crisis should Parliament choose not to move forward with its plan to house Elf-22's crew on Carousel Station by approving emergency funds for now critical living quarters renovations. Parliament reconvenes after the weekend and it remains to be seen if Carousel Station renovations will appear on the agenda in time to complete renovations before the crew of Elf-22 arrives. Parliamentarians are also under mounting pressure from the Joint Presidents to approve funding for the Slurry River Dam project in light of Cordillera's anticipated long-term energy needs. Parliament recessed late last night after an impassioned 22-hour filibuster by Senator Silters... (AID, continued on page 3)

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"Rogue Freighter Reaches Carousel Station" Kendra Z., Eagle Star News, 218.0.14.22C*

Carousel Station Captain Jahn Ma-Lahnga allowed an unresponsive freighter from Earth to dock in Carousel Station late Tuesday night, "There's no telling what the situation inside is. The automated docking procedure suggests this vessel wasn't taken off autopilot as it approached Carousel Station, standard procedure prior to establishing communication and authorizing docking. We're monitoring the situation closely, cooperating with Space Security as needed to establish controlled entry or a systems takeover of the freighter. This will not impact our current renovation schedule... (ROGUE, continued on page 3)

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"Increased Pressure at Lexington and Slurry River Dam Construction Sites Leads to More Violence" Dilla Von Adams, The Review, 218.0.06.28C*

Continued calls for increased security come after yet another seemingly random act of violence at the Lexington construction site. 32-year old Earl Slurmlin faces 3 years of house arrest after puncturing the Biosuits of 28-year old Field Engineer Bonnie Ritchie and 52-year old Plasmatrician Carroll Steliger, both of which are in stable condition, recovering in Centrum Specialty. Slurmlin was detained before assaulting other construction workers, reportedly intoxicated and denying involvement despite being overpowered and restrained by witnesses. This attack is just the latest in a growing trend of violence and substance abuse at the high-pressure construction sites... (PRESSURE, continued on page 3)

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[Welcome. Affordable Housing Coming to a Dome Near You]

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"Cordilleran Wetland Plant Adaptations" Exohydrogeology Vol. 563: 353-388 22.1.06.13C*

ABSTRACT: Observed species exhibit a high degree of morphological similarity to the Juncaceae and Cyperaceae families of Earth. Cordilleran species tolerate the highly acidic water (pH = 2.0-3.0) found on Cordillera as well as iron and sulfur levels toxic to plants on Earth. These species appear particularly well adapted to the weathered, sink-hole ridden karst-like topography Cordilleran wetlands have become so well known for throughout the years. In this paper, we explore the finer botanical details of Cordilleran species in an effort to better understand tolerances to these extreme environmental conditions. Further genomic sequencing is recommended to increase the potential for hybridization with Earth food crops.

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"Little Hope For Refugees" Joshua Thibedeau, The Belken Express, 217.1.06.23E*

Recent trends in Dome contamination continue to rise throughout the globe, as the Eastern Alliance, which has seen contamination in all but 3 Domes (Swanbaljaktaj, Mi-Sin Soo, and Gau) continues to be battered by spikes in infection. With countries dipping into reserve antibiotics to keep up with infection rates while continuing to accept refugees from their hardest hit neighbors, there are undoubtedly dark times ahead. Limbo Station has begun accepting additional refugees as well, accelerating its own capacity schedule. Many are left wondering what implications these recent developments might have on the UCC's ability to adhere to the strict timeline set forth for continued interstellar development. The UCC has so far not commented on whether or not this timeline would be adjusted to make up for recent delays meeting goals... (HOPE, continued on page 10)
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"Coraddax Observations IV" Cordillera Exobiology Vol. 3: 351-422 19.0.01.25C

ABSTRACT: Continued Coraddax (C. cerecornibus) observations confirm a simple social hierarchy similar to herd mentality seen among members of the closely related Bovidae family on Earth. However, social interactions observed between individuals suggest interpersonal relations throughout the herd that support the theory of an elevated sense of self relative to similar species seen on Earth, as seen during C. cerecornibus bouts of prolonged eye contact between individuals. Some of these behaviours may have developed due to the long lifespan of C. cerecornibus (approximately 50C*) which does not appear to currently have any known natural predators. These observations could be a result of the enlarged superior colliculus (SC) and its connection to the cerebellum.
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"Colonization Contenders: Cordillera and Beyond" Astronomy Unlimited Vol. 822: 133-167, 2.0.04.23E*

ABSTRACT: A model based on the Skoronowski Suitability Scale (3S) was applied to 29 exoplanets and exomoons within one light-year. Unlike the 3S, our model is based on biodome engineering suitability of eligible exoplanets and exomoons and their ability to provide raw materials for biodome glass fabrication. Exoplanets and Exomoons with high concentrations of iron in their planetary crust and soil solum are therefore strong contenders for colonization due to their ability to meet the high iron demand of biodome glass production, which would need to be performed locally with highly specialized machinery. Two exoplanets and one giant exomoon were found to be strong candidates for colonization (p<.05) with a third exoplanet, Cordillera, exhibiting significantly higher levels of suitability in our model. (p<.01). Our model examines the deep complexities of site selection within a single light-year's distance of Earth on the exoplanets Cordillera, Antiquity-5, and Emeritus, as well as the giant exomoon Elf-22.
"Second Centennial Collection Foreword" 217.0.01.01C* Swaim Carson

It is my great honor to welcome all of Cordillera to the long awaited Bicentennial Collection! This recurring collection of works is forever dedicated to the lives lost during the Cordillera Centrum Landing. On 17.0.00.00C*, the Cordillera Centrum initiated its one and only landing sequence. Shortly after entering the Cordilleran atmosphere, a part of the Centrum Epsilon hull proved damaged as it broke free from the hull. The landing crew inside sacrificed their lives to maintain proper trajectory and initiate successful embedment for Earth's flagship Centrum. Their sacrifices will never be forgotten, with Centrum Epsilon forever sealed by the first Cordillerans as their final resting place, irreparably damaged during the successful embedment.

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"Letter to the Editor: Response to 'Beyond Sustainability'" Deep Engineering Vol. 518: 1-4 218.0.01.25C*

Dear Editor, I, like many of my peers, have read the aforementioned text and must voice that now is not the time to publish such radical works. These ideas sow further panic in Cordillera with talks of a cap on affordable housing. Urban sprawl has been planned for nearly a hundred years and affordable housing remains a top issue for Cordillera citizens. The latest economic models show Cordillera will average 6 people per household in one generation following the justified yet not inconsequential naturalization of interstellar laborers. Further, the author's proposed timeline of constructing the Slurry River Dam is simply unrealistic considering rising unrest among construction crews hampering productivity. The author also does little to mention the difficulties in both supplying energy to and constructing a 3rd generation transporter pad for critical transport within the Centrum network for distribution of such vast quantities of perishable goods. Current construction goals may still be largely met if we focus on one project at a time without changing priority halfway through.
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"The Cordilleran Landscape" Exohydrogeology Vol. 552: 1-112 17.1.06.11C*

ABSTRACT: Our findings confirm leading spectroscopy hypotheses that pyrite (FeS2) dominated iron sulfide rocks constitute the majority of Cordilleran parent material. The iron and sulfur cycles are similar to processes found on Earth, however, the vast wetlands that cover 43% of Cordillera function as deep iron and sulfur sinks unlike anything seen on Earth. The clustered networks of jagged rock outcrops that cover 52% of Cordillera's surface primarily consist of pyrite dominated rocks which typically host natural springs that drive rock decomposition through processes similar to acid mine drainage seen on Earth. There is a need for further work to examine the presence and role of observed extremophiles in acid mine drainage facilitation. This work is dedicated to renowned Geologist Dr. Khorat, who disappeared while contributing to this research.

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Second Centennial Collection 217.04.01C*; Original Publishing "Centrums and Colonies Alike!" Kasey Benny, The Daily Lyre, 12.03.22E*

Colony selection has finally finished, with Cordillera and Elf-22 coming out on top as many of you predicted. As of right now, it seems that the colonies will be named after their respective celestial hosts (big thanks to all those who participated in last week's poll and voted 'Domey McDomeface' the #1 result for Biodome names). We still haven't heard much from AdapTech or 0G Corp. on whether or not the Centrum spaceships will have names other than 'Cordillera Centrum'. With at least a year or two of construction left, we might be in for a surprise yet, so head over to our website to submit your entry for our 'Centrum Name' poll! I'm telling you right now, no way is Centrumy McCentrumface going to take the cake this time! Bye for now, and remember, there's no place like dome!
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"Beyond Sustainability" Deep Engineering; Vol. 517: 40-73, 218.0.01.22C*

ABSTRACT: Cordillera faces insurmountable challenges. Technology and infrastructure need to be pushed to their limit if we are to thrive in coming years. In this paper, I explore how to stretch not only energy production (116%) but also food production (155%) to meet Cordillera Expedited Sustainability goals on schedule. Recent geotechnical studies show that land immediately northwest of Cordillera once slated for urban expansion can support more weight (198%) than the land currently beneath Cordillera. This paper sets forth technical drawings and explains that rather than construct additional living spaces, focus should now fall on a highly specialized farm dome that utilizes vertical space and ambient lighting for additional food production (300% increased efficiency, p<.05). Furthermore, construction of an additional hydroelectric dam on the Slurry River would be required in support of this project.
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Re: Newspapers: B5 Edition

Post by kylinn » Sat Nov 27, 2021 8:56 pm

It's nice to see that despite idling out years ago, Kenny still has the most deaths. :-)

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Re: Newspapers: B5 Edition

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"Illegal Standard Edits Confirmed" KH Stretcher, Blue Marble Report, 217.0.06.03E*

It is with a heavy heart that we confirm rumors that New Kilgore and San Fargues Domes have been working together on performing continued Standard Edits on newborns. "There is no Centrum plan for my people, and I know the same is true for many other countries! These [redacted] companies and the UCC think they can control the future of New Kilgorites? Our greatest minds are working to solve THEIR old mistakes." New Kilgore King Reginald Clyborne VI aired his grievances Monday night after an EBI investigation uncovered illegal edits in immigrants from the two nations. "Clearly, what must now be done is painful for all of us," adds Sankay Valkantay, UCC Chair of World Economies, "Sanctions must be put in place by all UCC nations if New Kilgore and San Fargues wish to continue benefiting from UCC membership until this is resolved. Let this be a reminder to all of us that such continued efforts are dangerous and irresponsible." We sat down with Dr. Vanderbroke, our chief Syndermata risk correspondent, to help us understand possible implications of continued standard edits... (EDITS, continued on page 6)

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Re: Newspapers: B5 Edition

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"Cordilleran Wetland Plant Adaptations" Exohydrogeology Vol. 563: 353-388 22.1.06.13C*

ABSTRACT: Observed species exhibit a high degree of morphological similarity to the Juncaceae and Cyperaceae families of Earth. Cordilleran species tolerate the highly acidic water (pH = 2.0-3.0) found on Cordillera as well as iron and sulfur levels toxic to plants on Earth. These species appear particularly well adapted to the weathered, sink-hole ridden karst-like topography Cordilleran wetlands have become so well known for throughout the years. In this paper, we explore the finer botanical details of Cordilleran species in an effort to better understand tolerances to these extreme environmental conditions. Further genomic sequencing is recommended to increase the potential for hybridization with Earth food crops.

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Re: Newspapers: B5 Edition

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Re: Newspapers: B5 Edition

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Re: Newspapers: B5 Edition

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Re: Newspapers: B5 Edition

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Re: Newspapers: B5 Edition

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Re: Newspapers: B5 Edition

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