NC December BACHELOR AUCTION!

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Goliath
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Re: NC December BACHELOR AUCTION!

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Name: Rusty Wire
Sex: ;)
Age: Since the inception
Body type: Manufactured as to cause however much trouble possible.
Height: Yes
Weight: Deceptively heavy despite the lithe frame - body is made mostly of metal.
Likes: Pranks, getting out-pranked, out-pranking back. Reasonable violence. Senseless violence. A little bit of trolling. Never turning around and deserting you. Memes. Whenever trouble.
Dislikes: Careful people, and those who flee and/or hide.
Blood type: None
Star sign: The Middle Finger
Enneagram type: also The Middle Finger
A Parrot with a Blade - Melee/Touchcaster Holy Champion || GrayScimitar - Heavy Sword Tlac IB || RustyWire - Gunwiz
Wassail
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Re: NC December BACHELOR AUCTION!

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Wow! So many handsome or other appropriate adjective bachelors! I think that's probably enough now. Come prepare to bid!!!
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One week reminder!
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One DAY reminder!
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This is happening now! It's hopping!
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Re: NC December BACHELOR AUCTION!

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Thanks everyone for coming out and making the NC December BACHELOR AUCTION! such a success. We raised 590 BKM for the NEXUS CLASH PARTY FUND (please pay up if you are in arrears). If you are planning a NC community event, check in with PIMCO to see what services and/or party favors they can offer to make your event the success of your dreams.

PRICE ACTION HISTORY* -

KHARN - 10 25 35 40 44 60 65 75, with the MOST bidders and a THRILLING LAST MINUTE BID action, won by Yirrict.
TRURL - 10 30 50 51 60 65 75, won by Simon I.
MATTHEW Q - 10 34 40, won by E. Barton.
CABBAGE MAN - 10 20 35 40 50 60 75 80 90 150 180 200 220 230 240 250, in the FIERCEST bidding war won by Smirk.
A RAKE - 1 90, our unofficial bachelor won by Chango.
NIRVYANOS - 15 25 40, won by Smirk.
RUSTY WIRE - 20, won by Yoko K.

*Price auction history not guaranteed to be accurate. Bigger is not always better. Standard rates and charges apply. Extra shipping to Canada. Void where prohibited. Full logs below - https://controlc.com/6aaf0154

AUCTION HIGHLIGHTS -

A mysterious clown menaces his bachelor.
- Chango honks his nose slowly, almost seductively. (2022-12-22 02:09:20).
The world's worst (best?) bouncer.
- Emmi said, "Was I meant to kill Mr Rake? Kaka dumb bird, you do know I'm a CONDUIT. wait. I've killed rake before. Where is he? this is doable" (2022-12-22 02:26:25).
A wizard gets to the essence of Kharn.
- Matthew Quigley said, "Ah, and he's screaming again." (2022-12-22 02:49:41).
Another wizard gets to the essence of the event.
- Nirvanyos the Arcane said, "Wait, are we selling people? I thought this was a scholarly mixer event." (2022-12-22 17:14:59).
For future ref, bibery of auction officials is a party foul. Bribery of other patrons is A-OK tho.
- ಠﭛಠ said, "be a Peach, deary and stop bidding." (2022-12-22 17:39:31).
- ಠﭛಠ tosses Simon a Peach dripping in some foul sticky liquid (2022-12-22 17:40:10).
- ಠﭛಠ holds up a paddle. 80 BKM on Cabbage man. (2022-12-22 17:41:19).
- Simon Iscariot said, "A traditional bribe would be more like 30 pieces of silver." (2022-12-22 17:43:34).
Philosophy!
Katerina Hasheen said, "All souls are of equal worth." (2022-12-22 17:57:26).
- Simon Iscariot said, "It is not so. We have determined here that the lowly cabbage merchant is highly desired and that the celebrated Titan Slayer is only worth a pity bid from his own overlord." (2022-12-22 18:00:43).
Kharn is roused from his ennui.
- Yoko Kurama walks over to kharn and smiles mischievously "out of here? But kharn you seem to be mistaken I am the highest bidder." (2022-12-22 19:51:38).
- Yoko Kurama places arm on his shoulder. "we will be having a grand time shortly" (2022-12-22 19:52:20).
- Kharn the Betrayer notices Yoko is the highest bidder and then feels an arm on his shoulder (2022-12-22 19:52:55).
- Kharn the Betrayer said, "MIKO" (2022-12-22 19:52:59).
- Kharn the Betrayer said, "HELP" (2022-12-22 19:53:03).
Does the Overlord protest too much?
- a shy miko said, "i-im glad someone wanted Kharn" (2022-12-22 20:11:27).
- a shy miko said, "I was worried for his future" (2022-12-22 20:11:37).
Everyone's a critic.
- Kharn the Betrayer said, "CABBAGE MAN" (2022-12-22 20:24:03).
- Kharn the Betrayer said, "250 BKM?" (2022-12-22 20:24:08).
- Kharn the Betrayer said, "YEAH, RIGHT" (2022-12-22 20:24:16).
- Kharn the Betrayer attacked Cabbage Man with a Whip of Suffering , killing him! (2022-12-22 20:24:26).
Hey, who's flogging who!?
- Kharn the Betrayer attacked you with an Auction Paddle and hit for 11 points of impact damage. Your intense, holy aura burns them! They take 6 points of holy damage! This was enough to kill you! (2022-12-22 20:26:34).
If you have been unable thus far to connect with your bachelor please complain to me and I will do everything in my power (note: my powers are limited) to wrangle your recalcitrant partner.

If you want you can use this thread to update us Nosy Nancies your romantic or platonic or mercenary or pharma-related dates.
Karlito
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Re: NC December BACHELOR AUCTION!

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Simon finally met up with Trurl on a lovely Elysian beach and had a great time.
Klapaucius
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Re: NC December BACHELOR AUCTION!

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Trurl owes you a proper meet up! Your wish is his command... his capacity is limited to approximately one ward, though he's prepared to bring the wine.
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