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DUCK MASTER!

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2022 5:11 am
by Wassail
I'm calling you out! I thought we had something special!
Casperpillar — 04/08/2022
- Duck Master attacked you with a Tailwhip and hit for 9 points of slashing damage. This attack was laced with waves of lethargy that sap the strength of its target! (2022-04-08 16:08:28).
- Duck Master said, "i missed u" (2022-04-08 16:08:23).
He noticed I was gone!!
Nemesis beaton comic dot meme
Casperpillar — 06/01/2022
Did duck master idle
He hasn't killed me in so long
- Duck Master attacked you with a Tailwhip and hit for 13 points of slashing damage. This attack was laced with waves of lethargy that sap the strength of its target! This was enough to kill you! (2022-07-27 17:16:47).
- You feel the effects of Enervated fade. (2022-07-27 17:16:47).
Casperpillar — Today at 10:22 AM
Hey
My friend duck master is back
And yet now I hear from my sources that along with the murder you are leaving certain other characters DECLARATIONS?
Smedley — Today at 8:49 PM
- Duck Master said, "Smelly i unidled because i missed u" (2022-07-28 03:31:11).
- The pain of this attack allows you to purify your soul, purging the stain of evil and becoming more holy! (2022-07-28 03:31:17).
- Duck Master attacked you with a Tailwhip and hit for 11 points of slashing damage. This attack was laced with waves of lethargy that sap the strength of its target!

How sweet
And yet *I* get nothing!? After all the moments we've shared....you murdering me as a pariah in the bonelands...you squishing me outside the Great Ziggurat....you swatting me in the frozen wastes....eviscerating, murdering, exploding my pets, outside libraries, inside libraries, here, there, everywhere. etc...What gives!

Re: DUCK MASTER!

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2022 8:11 am
by lunalu
Duck master is a master player and you fell for it!

Re: DUCK MASTER!

Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2022 2:16 pm
by Wassail
Update: all is forgiven. 😌

Re: DUCK MASTER!

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2022 1:14 am
by nopedope
hey death by duck master is a privelage and as an added bonus u might get items i find on ground i dont like when people litter

Re: DUCK MASTER!

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2022 9:48 pm
by TheGoof
- Duck Master said, "fake news machines i came back for u" (2022-08-02 20:02:13).
- Duck Master said, "i missed u" (2022-08-02 20:02:17).
...an incomplete amount of violence later...
- Irya Devir said, "EVERY TIME" (2022-08-02 22:54:25).
(Imp slapfighting ensues)
- Irya Devir said, "Oh, two of them?! Well, of FUCKING COURSE." (2022-08-02 23:36:09).
- Duck Master said, "hey why u do that" (2022-08-03 00:38:13).
- Duck Master said, "i missed u so much and u do this" (2022-08-03 00:38:50).
- Duck Master attacked Irya Devir with a Tailwhip , killing her! (2022-08-03 00:39:04).
- You say, "GREAT, NOW THE DUCKS ARE LYING TO ME TOO!? (2022-08-03 12:32:24).