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My Cabbages!!!!

Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2022 11:37 pm
by Jelly_m00n
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Re: My Cabbages!!!!

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2022 6:19 pm
by MrFrank
Leaf cart need more items, like MEATS and COW MUSCLE and CRABS for the PLANT-INTOLERANT Glueman!

-Glueman

Re: My Cabbages!!!!

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2022 8:29 pm
by Goliath
Joe's seal of approval for the cabbages!
Certified!
Bestestest in the Nexus!

Re: My Cabbages!!!!

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2022 10:19 am
by Dissident
Where's your shop and do you accept groupons?

Re: My Cabbages!!!!

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2022 11:49 pm
by Jelly_m00n
Dissident wrote: Wed Jun 08, 2022 10:19 am Where's your shop and do you accept groupons?
Sorry, no Groupons but we do accept nexuspons! You can find Cabbage Man's Traveling Cabbage Cart traveling between grocery stores, breweries, coffee shops and restaurants. We hope to see you soon!

Re: My Cabbages!!!!

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 11:45 am
by TheGoof
- Fake News Machine says, "Uh oh"
- Your pet Greasy Evening News Anchor, a Mischievous Imp, attacked Cabbage Man 🥬 and hit for 5 points of fire damage. You gain 2 experience points! Your summoned follower caused you to gain 1 MP, drained from its target by this attack.
- Dark, hissing murmurings surround you as a small, black, iron talisman manifests in your hand. Tlacolotl has smiled upon your efforts and has granted you a boon for later use.
- Your pet Typical Fox News Blonde, a Mischievous Imp, attacked Cabbage Man 🥬 and hit for 5 points of fire damage. You gain 2 experience points! Your summoned follower caused you to gain 1 MP, drained from its target by this attack. This was enough to kill them! You gain an additional 5 experience points!
- You write CABBAGES ARE SPOILED BY 5G SATURATION, GET YOUR NUTRITION WITH SUPER POWERED PATRIOT POWDER, AN ALL NATURAL DIETARY SUPPLEMENT in blood. As you do so, you feel your soul darken and harden a bit from your desecration of the corpse. Your morality is decreased by 2!
Ambiance was great, staff was friendly and patient with my little ones, menu was limited but host took great pain to provide palatable substitutes.

5/7 would recommend!

Re: My Cabbages!!!!

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2022 2:20 pm
by Karlito
- You attack Cabbage Man 🥬 with your Lifesnuff spell and hit for 23 points of death damage. The attack weakened the barriers between the living world and the void! You gain 10 XP. This was enough to kill them! You gain an additional 8 Experience Points! (2022-07-01 14:17:34).
- Dark energies pulse in the air around you for a moment and then coalesce in your hand. You gain two Soul Ices. (2022-07-01 14:17:34).
- Dark energies pulse in the air around you for a moment and then coalesce in your hand. You gain two Blood Ices. (2022-07-01 14:17:34).
You can't get this kind of service elsewhere!

Re: My Cabbages!!!!

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2022 9:41 am
by Badziew
A trojan cat has decided to hang around the cart for a while. Their intentions are unknown, perhaps demanding treats, or researching if it is possible to transmute cabbage into catnip.

Re: My Cabbages!!!!

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2022 8:43 pm
by roly
I am sorry to say, but them cabbages ain't right. They got me kicked out of my faction that I started!! Tasty as they may be they seem to be blessed by Tholaghru with something similar to the Metamorphic Unguis that is the cause of the revolting stench bestowed upon the Wyrm Masters of the unholy plains of Stygia!

5/7 cannot recommend to non-Demon classes.

Re: My Cabbages!!!!

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2022 12:25 pm
by Repth
Lmao perfect 5/7 eh? There's some top tier memeing going on here, I'm going to have to visit and leave a review myself.