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Level: 30 (G Circle) Classes: Void Walker Pariah Mortal Captain in Pirates of Rlyeh |
Physical Description:
This man's body is dotted with perhaps hundreds of open, sharp-toothed mouths. When he breathes, the sound comes from his entire body, and when he speaks the words come from each mouth simultaneously. He has no eyes. He is wearing a Glow-in-the-Dark Skeleton Pants, an Olive Green Messenger Bag, a Maid Uniform, a Pair of Rune-Inscribed Gauntlets, a Pair of Pot Leaf Novelty Sunglasses, a Shiny Thing, a Pair of Unlucky Socks, a XP Cap, and a Frozen Light Cuirass. His head is topped by a crown of wicked-looking horns stained with the blood of squashed bugs. He is displaying a Tattered Jolly Roger with crossed tentacles rising from below and wrapping the skull.
Personal Description:
I'm that voice in your head telling you stuff like "go ahead! take that lady's unattended purse, yeah, rummage through it and steal her vicodin, flip it, use the money to buy more vicodin, hehe, yeah yeah, then invest that stack in a dark, tall, and dashing horse named 'Sunshine McDaniels', fuggin' race him - you bet your sweet ass kid and we're gunna win big! Big! BIG! hehehe yeah! And then blow the money on a really tricked out van! HEY!! don't just stand there! that purse won't steal itself."Character Skills
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Badges Earned:
A Colder War, A Curse Upon Ye, A Heaven of Hell, According to Their Works, Aims to Please, Alcoholic, All Stitched Up, Apprentice Electrician, Artifex, Artisan, Aspect Hunter, Assassin, Barn Assassin, Base Camp, Binge Drinker, Blighter, Bloodbreaker, Bloodletter, Bonebreaker, Book of Martyrs, Bookworm, Bounty Hunter, Bruised, Buried, Carousel Casualty, Cassandras Truth, Celestial Foe, City Planner, Cleanser, Club Feral, Cognitive Dissonance, Collector, Color Guard, Convenient, Crushed, Crusher, Curse of the Pharaohs, Deadeye, Delver, Demonslayer, Disaster Magnet, Disciple of Death, Divine Comedy, Doctor, Dogkiller, Dunes of Dust, Earth Was Like a Marble, Endemic, Enforcer, Eternal I Endure, Every Mountain Made Low, Exterminator, Factory Foreman, Family Fun, Farseer, Fatality, Flag Warden, Flushed!, Forget All That, Frat Boy, Frost Fighter, Fusebreaker, Fusemaker, Glutton, Going Up, Gourmand, Grandest of Slams, Great Affliction, Great Leveler, Guinea Pig Herder, Gunslinger, Hammer of Light, Head in the Clouds, Hear Ye!, Hell is Other People, High on Life, Homesteader, I Have a Headache, I Stab at Thee, In Memoriam, Iron Juggernaut, Journeyman Blacksmith, Keeping Healers in Business, Kenopsia, Killer, Librarian, Lich Pet, Living the High Life, Love Eternal, Low Tolerance, Made to Last, Mage, Malaise, Mass Producer, Master of Death, Masterpiece, Masticator, Medic, Mind Games, Monster Addict, Moral Panic, Mystic, Nightmare Whisperer, No Longer Boarding, Not a Drill, Not Safe, Omen, Oracle, Organ Grinder, Out of the Ash, Perseverence of the Saints, Perverter, Pest Control, Pill-popper, Plaguebringer, Pro Claimer, Punching Bag, Quartermaster, Reader, Reaper, Receded Waters, Regulator, Rising Tide, Ruiner, Scavenger, Scrounger, Shape of Things to Come, Sharpshooter, Sinatra, Skipping Stones, Slave to the Habit, Smasher, Spellbinder, Standard Bearer, Surgeons Lament, Sweatshop Worker, Taste of Dried Leaves, Taste Tester, The Nether Millstone, They Shall Not Pass, This Place is Not a Place of Honor, Those Lost, Trading Places, True Blue, Two Guns, Ungrateful Guest, Warrior, Wellspring, While The Iron Is Hot, Whole Dome, Widowmaker, Wild in the Woods, Wiresnipper, With Great Power, World Eater, Wormfood
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